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This morning, Trump chose the CEO of Exxon Mobil, Rex Tillerson, as his secretary of state.
It's always cool when two future presidents hang out." –Conan O' Brien"A NASA scientist has warned that Earth is unprepared for a surprise asteroid hit, and said, ' There's not a hell of a lot we can do about it.' So, ladies and gentlemen, happy holidays!He announced he's changing his slogan from 'drain the swamp' to 'fill 'er up!'" –Jimmy Kimmel"These cabinet appointments are something else.'" –Jimmy Fallon See Also: Funniest Memes Mocking Trump"And it turns out that two separate Russian hacking groups named Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear were targeting the DNC.It's confusing, 'cuz ' Cozy Bear' and ' Fancy Bear' are also Trump and Putin's nicknames for each other." –Jimmy Fallon "When an FBI agent first contacted the DNC to tell them they'd been hacked, the person who took the call thought it was a prank.See Also:• Donald Trump Memes• Obama and Biden Memes• Trump Transition Memes• Hillary Clinton Memes Dec.
14, 2016"We're just 10 days away from Christmas!
' Yeah, it happens more than you'd think,' said FBI Agent Seymour Butts." –Jimmy Fallon"So far, President-elect Donald Trump's cabinet is over 75% white men.
It's the first presidential cabinet in history to be sponsored by Dockers." –Conan O' Brien"Kanye West tweeted a photo of a Donald Trump-signed copy of Time Magazine's Person of the Year issue.
And if you want to know if Santa has you on his 'nice' list or his 'naughty' list, just ask Russia to hack it for you." –Jimmy Fallon"The Democratic National Committee was actually hacked because one of its directors clicked on a fake email to change his password, which gave Russia access to his account.
Then Hillary said, ' I can't believe you'd be so careless with your email!
13, 2016"This morning, Kanye West actually showed up to meet with Donald Trump at Trump Tower.